I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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