You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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