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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Sorry about the flaming shit on your door

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  I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!

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  Stage five clinger bro. had to go.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.

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