1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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