he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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