I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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