Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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