I just saw a hot homeless man
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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