I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it penis luge time yet?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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