I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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