I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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