So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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