we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
