Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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