Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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