nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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