it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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