i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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