Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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