I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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