Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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