Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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