What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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