did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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