u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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