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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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