Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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