What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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