I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He? As in you personified your dick?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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