hotel room ftw
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sorry my hands just texted you
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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