i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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