I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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