College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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