Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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