Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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