my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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