well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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