Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
my poor anus
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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