I'm really into asian looking animals
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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