i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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