what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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