I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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