Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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