If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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