Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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