Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Randomize
