Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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