? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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