Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
