I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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