Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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