i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He better not be in your backpack
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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