i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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