god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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