Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Operation Purity has been aborted
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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