So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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