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I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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