Nicole vs. Life
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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