Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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