you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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